From a9f2b9a52fb7d4699326781e5c7b3aebad67f674 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Somniworld <43934154+Somniworld@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Sat, 8 Aug 2026 09:59:32 +0200
Subject: [PATCH 1/2] primary entry, needs fixing.

---
 .../adventurer/types/combat/alchemist.dm      |  3 ++
 .../adventurer/types/combat/chirurgeon.dm     |  3 ++
 .../adventurer/types/combat/cleric.dm         |  1 +
 .../adventurer/types/combat/rare/paladin.dm   |  1 +
 .../adventurer/types/pilgrim/physicker.dm     |  4 ++
 .../job_types/apprentices/clinicapprentice.dm |  3 ++
 code/modules/jobs/job_types/church/monk.dm    |  8 ++-
 code/modules/jobs/job_types/church/templar.dm |  1 +
 .../jobs/job_types/nobility/archivist.dm      |  3 +-
 .../jobs/job_types/nobility/courtphys.dm      |  4 ++
 .../other/merc_classes/ironmaiden.dm          |  3 ++
 .../jobs/job_types/serfs/apothecary.dm        |  5 ++
 code/modules/jobs/job_types/serfs/feldsher.dm |  4 ++
 code/modules/language/pharynx.dm              | 49 +++++++++++++++++++
 .../human/species_types/vulture/_vulture.dm   |  2 +
 15 files changed, 92 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-)
 create mode 100644 code/modules/language/pharynx.dm

diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/adventurer/types/combat/alchemist.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/adventurer/types/combat/alchemist.dm
index 9f7d75cf712..684d71d38a5 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/adventurer/types/combat/alchemist.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/adventurer/types/combat/alchemist.dm
@@ -36,6 +36,9 @@
 		TRAIT_FORAGER,
 		TRAIT_DEADNOSE
 	)
+	languages = list(
+		/datum/language/pharynx,
+	)
 
 /datum/outfit/combat/alchemist
 	name = "Alchemist (Adventurer)"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/adventurer/types/combat/chirurgeon.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/adventurer/types/combat/chirurgeon.dm
index 2edc2e22fe6..3278fb83e1f 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/adventurer/types/combat/chirurgeon.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/adventurer/types/combat/chirurgeon.dm
@@ -31,6 +31,9 @@
 		TRAIT_EMPATH,
 		TRAIT_DEADNOSE,
 	)
+	languages = list(
+		/datum/language/pharynx,
+	)
 
 /datum/outfit/chirurgeon
 	name = "Chirurgeon (Migrant Wave)"
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/adventurer/types/combat/cleric.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/adventurer/types/combat/cleric.dm
index 56434911a00..789a41fc78a 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/adventurer/types/combat/cleric.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/adventurer/types/combat/cleric.dm
@@ -91,6 +91,7 @@
 				spawned.cmode_music = 'sound/music/cmode/church/CombatNoc.ogg'
 			if(/datum/patron/divine/pestra)
 				spawned.cmode_music = 'sound/music/cmode/adventurer/CombatMonk.ogg'
+				spawned.grant_language(/datum/language/pharynx)
 			if(/datum/patron/divine/abyssor)
 				spawned.cmode_music = 'sound/music/cmode/church/CombatAbyssor.ogg'
 				spawned.adjust_skill_level(/datum/attribute/skill/labor/fishing, 20)
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/adventurer/types/combat/rare/paladin.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/adventurer/types/combat/rare/paladin.dm
index 1bf3cbf6196..8c958bd032b 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/adventurer/types/combat/rare/paladin.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/adventurer/types/combat/rare/paladin.dm
@@ -68,6 +68,7 @@
 			spawned.cmode_music = 'sound/music/cmode/church/CombatXylix.ogg'
 		if(/datum/patron/divine/pestra)
 			spawned.cmode_music = 'sound/music/cmode/adventurer/CombatMonk.ogg'
+			spawned.grant_language(/datum/language/pharynx)
 		if(/datum/patron/divine/malum)
 			spawned.cmode_music = 'sound/music/cmode/adventurer/CombatOutlander2.ogg'
 		if(/datum/patron/divine/eora)
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/adventurer/types/pilgrim/physicker.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/adventurer/types/pilgrim/physicker.dm
index f443746fde2..c48192203d5 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/adventurer/types/pilgrim/physicker.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/adventurer/types/pilgrim/physicker.dm
@@ -31,6 +31,10 @@
 		TRAIT_DEADNOSE
 	)
 
+	languages = list(
+		/datum/language/pharynx,
+	)
+
 /datum/outfit/pilgrim/physicker
 	name = "Physicker (Pilgrim)"
 	mask = /obj/item/clothing/face/phys
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/apprentices/clinicapprentice.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/apprentices/clinicapprentice.dm
index 3444f7cf840..e2805cce2bd 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/apprentices/clinicapprentice.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/apprentices/clinicapprentice.dm
@@ -59,6 +59,9 @@
 		TRAIT_FORAGER,
 		TRAIT_EMPATH
 	)
+	languages = list(
+		/datum/language/pharynx,
+	)
 
 	attribute_sheet = /datum/attribute_holder/sheet/job/clinicapprentice
 	attribute_sheet_child = /datum/attribute_holder/sheet/job/clinicapprentice/child
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/church/monk.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/church/monk.dm
index 96b9da78dcd..a8a625a019f 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/church/monk.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/church/monk.dm
@@ -135,7 +135,7 @@
 			spawned.cmode_music = 'sound/music/cmode/church/CombatEora.ogg'
 		if(/datum/patron/divine/noc)
 			spawned.attributes?.add_sheet(/datum/attribute_holder/sheet/job/acolyte/patron/noc)
-			var/language = pickweight(list("Dwarvish" = 1, "Elvish" = 1, "Hellspeak" = 1, "Zaladin" = 1, "Orcish" = 1,))
+			var/language = pickweight(list("Dwarvish" = 1, "Elvish" = 1, "Hellspeak" = 1, "Zaladin" = 1, "Orcish" = 1, "Pharynx" = 1))
 			switch(language)
 				if("Dwarvish")
 					spawned.grant_language(/datum/language/dwarvish)
@@ -162,10 +162,16 @@
 					to_chat(spawned,span_info("\
 					I learned the tongue of the savages in my time.")
 					)
+				if("Pharynx")
+					spawned.grant_language(/datum/language/pharynx)
+					to_chat(spawned,span_info("\
+					I learned the tongue of the feculents and the quacks.")
+					)
 			spawned.cmode_music = 'sound/music/cmode/church/CombatNoc.ogg'
 		if(/datum/patron/divine/pestra)
 			spawned.attributes?.add_sheet(/datum/attribute_holder/sheet/job/acolyte/patron/pestra)
 			spawned.cmode_music = 'sound/music/cmode/adventurer/CombatMonk.ogg'
+			spawned.grant_language(/datum/language/pharynx)
 		if(/datum/patron/divine/dendor)
 			spawned.attributes?.add_sheet(/datum/attribute_holder/sheet/job/acolyte/patron/dendor)
 			ADD_TRAIT(spawned, TRAIT_SEEDKNOW, TRAIT_GENERIC)
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/church/templar.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/church/templar.dm
index 296be1a117d..7f99e8dea9e 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/church/templar.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/church/templar.dm
@@ -204,6 +204,7 @@
 			spawned.attributes?.add_sheet(/datum/attribute_holder/sheet/job/templar/patron/pestra)
 			ADD_TRAIT(spawned, TRAIT_DUALWIELDER, TRAIT_GENERIC)
 			spawned.cmode_music = 'sound/music/cmode/adventurer/CombatMonk.ogg'
+			spawned.grant_language(/datum/language/pharynx)
 		if(/datum/patron/divine/eora)
 			REMOVE_TRAIT(spawned, TRAIT_VIRGIN, JOB_TRAIT)
 			ADD_TRAIT(spawned, TRAIT_BEAUTIFUL, TRAIT_GENERIC)
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/nobility/archivist.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/nobility/archivist.dm
index a333f770252..5090db12305 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/nobility/archivist.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/nobility/archivist.dm
@@ -44,7 +44,8 @@
 		/datum/language/newpsydonic,
 		/datum/language/oldpsydonic,
 		/datum/language/orcish,
-		/datum/language/deepspeak
+		/datum/language/deepspeak,
+		/datum/language/pharynx,
 	)
 
 	mind_traits = list(
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/nobility/courtphys.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/nobility/courtphys.dm
index 18e143fdcf4..780bbeb177f 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/nobility/courtphys.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/nobility/courtphys.dm
@@ -17,6 +17,10 @@
 		/datum/attribute/skill/labor/farming = 30,
 	)
 
+	languages = list(
+		/datum/language/pharynx,
+	)
+
 /datum/attribute_holder/sheet/job/courtphys/old
 	raw_attribute_list = list(
 		STAT_STRENGTH = -1,
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/other/merc_classes/ironmaiden.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/other/merc_classes/ironmaiden.dm
index bf08e7d6b1e..6c09cd7830b 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/other/merc_classes/ironmaiden.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/other/merc_classes/ironmaiden.dm
@@ -33,6 +33,9 @@
 		TRAIT_DEADNOSE,
 		TRAIT_STEELHEARTED
 	)
+	languages = list(
+		/datum/language/pharynx,
+	)
 
 /datum/job/advclass/mercenary/ironmaiden/after_spawn(mob/living/carbon/human/spawned, client/player_client)
 	. = ..()
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/serfs/apothecary.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/serfs/apothecary.dm
index 534b1fb909e..3fe371bfda4 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/serfs/apothecary.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/serfs/apothecary.dm
@@ -18,6 +18,11 @@
 
 	)
 
+	languages = list(
+		/datum/language/pharynx,
+	)
+
+
 /datum/attribute_holder/sheet/job/apothecary/old
 	raw_attribute_list = list(
 		STAT_INTELLIGENCE = 3,
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/serfs/feldsher.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/serfs/feldsher.dm
index e6fb061f9d2..94d41d299c7 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/serfs/feldsher.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/serfs/feldsher.dm
@@ -19,6 +19,10 @@
 		/datum/attribute/skill/labor/farming = 30,
 	)
 
+	languages = list(
+		/datum/language/pharynx,
+	)
+
 /datum/attribute_holder/sheet/job/feldsher/old
 	raw_attribute_list = list(
 		STAT_STRENGTH = -1,
diff --git a/code/modules/language/pharynx.dm b/code/modules/language/pharynx.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..62482f8114f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/language/pharynx.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,49 @@
+/datum/language/pharynx
+	name = "Pharynx"
+	desc = "A language developped by medicators to be spoken by physicians worldwide. Legible even when you're suffering from fractures or ruptured arteries."
+	icon_state = "gibbering"
+	speech_verb = "spits"
+	ask_verb = "asks"
+	exclaim_verb = "belches"
+	key = "j"
+	space_chance = 80
+	sentence_chance = 5
+	between_word_sentence_chance = 0
+	between_word_space_chance = 100
+	additional_syllable_low = -3
+	additional_syllable_high = 1
+	default_priority = 80
+	default_priority = 80
+	mutual_understanding = list( // can understand some orcish with this, the reverse is not true.
+		datum/language/orcish = 33,
+		)
+
+	syllables = list(
+		"AA", "AN", "AH", "AW",
+		"BE", "ΔA",	"ΔE", "EE",	"EΛ",
+		"EH", "ET", "SE", "HE",
+		"UH", "TE",	"KE", "ΛE",
+		"OE", "Ω", "OH",
+		"ST", "ΛI", "SÉ", "WA",
+		"ME", "EN",	"EK",
+		"ET", "GE", "PO",
+		"UN", "UΛ",	"HA",
+		"ΠU", "AΞ", "AT",
+		"ON", "NG",	"ZE",
+		"HEE", "YW","BUH",
+		"AAN", "AWA", "AHÉ", "AΛS",	"ANΔ",
+		"AFT", "ΔEN", "ΔEH", "ENOH",
+		"GEN", "ΠAH", "HAA", "HET",	"ΠEΔ",
+		"ING", "KEH", "ΛΛE", "ΛIH",	"MAA",
+		"MEN", "MET", "NΔE", "NEN",	"NGE",
+		"NIE", "ONΔ", "ΩH", "HΔE",	"HEN",
+		"SCH", "SUN", "TEN", "TEH",	"UIT",
+		"BAN", "EEN", "IME", "ΞSE",
+		"VUN", "YEF", "NΔE",
+		"HUT", "ING", "FHA", "ΔAA",
+		"ΔAT", "IET", "STU", "HUN",
+		"ΔUN", "MUT", "UHA", "ΛUH",
+		"MAS", "UΛS", "WAS",
+		"UCH", "EFH", "MEN", "HAS",
+		"UNΔ", "ΔUH", "VIHA", "VYEN",
+	)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/vulture/_vulture.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/vulture/_vulture.dm
index 4d036339162..665f3da6590 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/vulture/_vulture.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/vulture/_vulture.dm
@@ -115,6 +115,8 @@
 	. = ..()
 	RegisterSignal(C, COMSIG_MOB_SAY, PROC_REF(handle_speech))
 	C.grant_language(/datum/language/common)
+	C.grant_language(/datum/language/pharynx)
+
 
 /datum/species/medicator/on_species_loss(mob/living/carbon/human/C, datum/species/new_species, pref_load)
 	. = ..()

From 61f07537732237636fb413279bf900ac4a9e6513 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Somniworld <43934154+Somniworld@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Sun, 9 Aug 2026 15:19:03 +0200
Subject: [PATCH 2/2] yee haw, fixes

---
 code/modules/jobs/job_types/nobility/courtphys.dm | 7 ++++---
 code/modules/jobs/job_types/serfs/apothecary.dm   | 8 +++++---
 code/modules/jobs/job_types/serfs/feldsher.dm     | 8 +++++---
 code/modules/language/pharynx.dm                  | 4 ++--
 vanderlin.dme                                     | 1 +
 5 files changed, 17 insertions(+), 11 deletions(-)

diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/nobility/courtphys.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/nobility/courtphys.dm
index 780bbeb177f..6ab6b7b568c 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/nobility/courtphys.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/nobility/courtphys.dm
@@ -17,9 +17,7 @@
 		/datum/attribute/skill/labor/farming = 30,
 	)
 
-	languages = list(
-		/datum/language/pharynx,
-	)
+
 
 /datum/attribute_holder/sheet/job/courtphys/old
 	raw_attribute_list = list(
@@ -81,6 +79,9 @@
 		TRAIT_NOBLE_POWER,
 		TRAIT_VIRGIN,
 	)
+	languages = list(
+		/datum/language/pharynx,
+	)
 	book_type = /obj/item/recipe_book/medical
 
 /datum/job/courtphys/after_spawn(mob/living/carbon/human/spawned, client/player_client)
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/serfs/apothecary.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/serfs/apothecary.dm
index 3fe371bfda4..6adb9187049 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/serfs/apothecary.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/serfs/apothecary.dm
@@ -18,9 +18,7 @@
 
 	)
 
-	languages = list(
-		/datum/language/pharynx,
-	)
+
 
 
 /datum/attribute_holder/sheet/job/apothecary/old
@@ -83,6 +81,10 @@
 	)
 	book_type = /obj/item/recipe_book/alchemy
 
+	languages = list(
+		/datum/language/pharynx,
+	)
+
 /datum/job/apothecary/after_spawn(mob/living/carbon/human/spawned, client/player_client)
 	. = ..()
 	if(spawned.age == AGE_OLD)
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/serfs/feldsher.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/serfs/feldsher.dm
index 94d41d299c7..185d4002ded 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/serfs/feldsher.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/serfs/feldsher.dm
@@ -19,9 +19,7 @@
 		/datum/attribute/skill/labor/farming = 30,
 	)
 
-	languages = list(
-		/datum/language/pharynx,
-	)
+
 
 /datum/attribute_holder/sheet/job/feldsher/old
 	raw_attribute_list = list(
@@ -94,6 +92,10 @@
 	)
 	book_type = /obj/item/recipe_book/medical
 
+	languages = list(
+		/datum/language/pharynx,
+	)
+
 /datum/outfit/feldsher
 	shoes = /obj/item/clothing/shoes/shortboots
 	shirt = /obj/item/clothing/shirt/undershirt/colored/red
diff --git a/code/modules/language/pharynx.dm b/code/modules/language/pharynx.dm
index 62482f8114f..264bb94d4a9 100644
--- a/code/modules/language/pharynx.dm
+++ b/code/modules/language/pharynx.dm
@@ -14,8 +14,8 @@
 	additional_syllable_high = 1
 	default_priority = 80
 	default_priority = 80
-	mutual_understanding = list( // can understand some orcish with this, the reverse is not true.
-		datum/language/orcish = 33,
+	mutual_understanding = list( // Pharynx is somewhat based on orcish, speakers can understand some of it, the reverse is not true.
+		/datum/language/orcish = 33,
 		)
 
 	syllables = list(
diff --git a/vanderlin.dme b/vanderlin.dme
index 0837abf405a..27c4d078185 100644
--- a/vanderlin.dme
+++ b/vanderlin.dme
@@ -3554,6 +3554,7 @@
 #include "code\modules\language\newpsydonic.dm"
 #include "code\modules\language\oldpsydonic.dm"
 #include "code\modules\language\orc.dm"
+#include "code\modules\language\pharynx.dm"
 #include "code\modules\language\rousman.dm"
 #include "code\modules\language\sandspeak.dm"
 #include "code\modules\language\thieves_cant.dm"